#18. Why Our Boss is Dwight Schrute

Cristobal: Marni, this is why you need to know the Army Alphabet. Just pretend you are an area forward spot. You have munitions firing every which way. The artillery is 15 miles due south. You have binoculars and must transmit the proper code on coordinates or lives will be lost. Foxtrot Lima Bravo four niner! Otherwise... BAM!!!!!! Dead. All of them. You killed your own men.

Real Voicemail from Jorge

Simply stunning.

"Hey Emily this is Jorge. I'm gonna be gone tomorrow... tomorrow is Friday, because today is Thursday, and Friday comes after Thursday. That's the way we do it here. I've got like a little cheese little fruit little veggie thing in the fridge that I bought TODAY, Thursday, that I forgot to eat... I know, you can't imagine I would forget to eat something.... but I did! And it's sitting in there, and I'm not gonna be back until next Thursday, so either have.... you eat it... or give it to someone else so it doesn't just go to waste. It's perfectly good Starbucks Organic Fruit Veggies and Cheese. Alright?!?? LOVE YA! In a sister to brother way.... Take care ma'am. See ya."

Marni

Hey. It's Emily. I think we should update here more. and make the bloog private again so we can write funnier stories without risking our jobs.

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