me: whatcha doin?
emily: trimming split ends
me: lol
me prestarías tus tijeras?
porfa?
emily: ?!!??!?!?!?!
#nohablospanish
me: #quépasó?
{side note: two years ago, when I first started working here, emily would always insist that she was fluent in spanish. I think she was jealous that I was hired as the bilingual one in the office. hehe}