Spring Update Video

Totally pointless. Enjoy.

An oldie but a goodie

In honor of the Snowpocalypse the rest of the nation is experiencing.... for your viewing pleasure...

SNOW DAY!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zVi-fwciXw

Video: Mo's Dark Bacon Bar Review

Our boss doesn't observe Christmas (Think Dwight Schrute - the boss also doesn't observe birthdays or any nationally recognized holiday), but without fail for the past 3 Christmas' within the first week of January, our Boss has enthusiastically come into the office with "Family Update" cards and gifts for everyone.

This year's gift: Mo's Dark Bacon Bar

(as the name suggests, it truly is a dark chocolate + bacon bar)

Marni and I decided to review this controversial Bacon Bar.

Down Time

Sometimes we have down time.

Party in the U.S.A.

It's 3:30pm. We're hitting the afternoon slump. Jorge moseys on out of his "cave" (our affectionate term for his office with no windows that he stays cooped up in nearly all the live long day).

Jorge: Where IS everybody?

Marni: I think Cristobal and Eduardo went out for a late lunch

Jorge: Probably did...but where are the others?

Marni: They're not here??

Jorge: No! Nobody!

Marni: Dance party!!

Jorge: YEAH!! Put on some Miley Cirus!

Marni: Hahaha

Jorge: Put on Party in the USA!

Marni: Hahaha

Jorge: No, really!! (pointing to her computer)

Marni: Hahaha

Jorge: Miley Cyrus! Come on!

Marni: (finally realized he was being serious) OH!...

Marni searches for Party in the USA, and clicks play.

Jorge: Turn it up!! Turn it up! All the way!!

Jorge begins to dance around in the hall.

Marni: Emily! Come on!! Dance party! Bring your camera!! hahaha

Jorge: Oh no! I don't dance for a camera!

Snow Day

Chris Brown's Forever

What the video doesn't show you, is APPARENTLY Marni's knee collided with my knee, inducing a serious, but not fatal, injury.

Now imagine the dramatization that Marni played out for the rest of the day upon injuring her knee in our little dance off. She sat in a desk chair, holding a bag of ice on her knee, while wheeling herself around the office.

"Emily, why are your knees so razor sharp??"

"Oh good! This happened on company property! So...worker's comp."

"They need to make these doors wheelchair accessible."

"My knee is too cold from the ice."

"My body is miraculously healing itself."

"Now I know how Artie [Glee] feels!"

Video: San Pellegrino Limonata

Ahhh... refreshingly cool!!

Video: cafe disco part 2

I feel that I must explain...

I'm not a party pooper. I'm all for dance parties. It just so happens that this was filmed on the very day I was taking a very important licensing exam! I went to the conference room to get some last-minute studying in...but emily had other plans...

Video: 8:00 Coffee

Ahhh.. You may or may not have seen our other infomercial, but we are just two office co-workers who enjoy good products.... So sue us- no, don't sue us. That is opposite of the point we are trying to make.  

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Video: Infomercial

Video: Better late than never.

The Office's tribute to the King of Pop.... the Moonwalk.

Video: 6:18

MARNI'S BIRTHDAY! 

Video: Whistle while you work

Video: Shun. Unshun.

Turn up the volume. 

Video: amorphous blob of khaki