Bachelor... The final Countdown

The final three. The final countdown. To... THE MOST DRAMATIC SEASON OF THE BACHELOR!!!!!!!!!!!

 BLECH GO HOME ALREADY CHANTAL!

ALL YOU HAD TO SAY WAS HOW BRAD WOULD FIT INTO YOUR LIFE.

Winner.

Clearly Emily is going to win it.  

If Brad doesn't send Chantal home next we're never watching again. Until next season. 

Although the only twist may be that Brad could pull a Jake and say Emily is too good for him (Tenley). 

The Bachelor : Episode 1

Overall, a normal first episode of the Bachelor.
Although Chris Harrison claims that this season is ALREADY the

"MOST DRAMATIC SEASON OF THE BACHELOR IN THE HISTORY OF THE BACHELOR."

Yeah, pretty sure he says that every stinking season! I guess that's what we get for watching mediocre-at-best television programming. Nevertheless...

Emily's prediction: I am predicting that Brad will pick Ashley S.
Marni's prediction: I guess we're a little boring because I think he'll pick Ashley S., too! But stay tuned, folks. Emily and I usually deviate at about episode 3 or so...

X. These NEED to go home:

Madison (creepy creepy creepy {vampire teeth?!?!})

Chantel (violent {slapped Brad} - NOT ok!)

:) These are our favorites:

Ashley S. (just adorable {and seems genuine} - we love her)

Emily (nice and has a pulls-at-the-heartstrings sob story {husband died} - could be high maintenance, though, but it's really too soon to tell)