Friday, December 18, 2009

Juan, Help Me Help You

Interactions with the Ladies

Marni: Is there any way you can not be so looming?
Juan: Um.... I'm just tall.
Marni: It's not your height that's looming it's your presence.
Emily: Let's try to say something nice
Marni: You're smart.
Emily: You're intelligent.
Marni: You speak slowly...


General Work Presentability
Juan's everyday work attire consists of a t-shirt, jeans, and tennis shoes or dirty boots. We work in a fancy downtown high-rise.

Marni: Juan, could you please shave soon? (he has about a 4 day beard going on)
Juan: Um...excuse me?
Marni: You're really scuzzing up the office...it looks like you haven't bathed in awhile.
Juan: Well, I HAVE bathed.
Marni: Your faded black t-shirt isn't helping matters.
Juan: It's a shirt from my college...it's practically Baptist, you should love that.
Marni: What?? No...it's tacky.

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