Boss: Are you and Josh doing anything fun this weekend?
Marni: I'm going on a retreat.
Boss: Are you being attacked?
Marni: ...Umm.....
Boss: Oh, I'm sorry. I'm just trying to encourage proper use of the English language.
Marni: Everyone says retreat.
Boss: Only stupid people.
Marni: Thanks.
John: What ever happened to calling them revivals.
Marni: You are thinking of something different.
John: Well that is what we call them in the south.
Chris: HA! Revivals are just an opportunity to prey upon unsuspecting souls and coerce them into giving the Revival organizers all of their money.
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