#1 Why Our Boss is Dwight Schrute

Cristobal: "Jaguar, crap"
Emily and Marni: "What?? It's a Jaguar!"
Cristobal: "The 2002 Jaguar is just a glorified Ford Taurus. So, Jaguar, crap."

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Cristobal: Swiss Alps? blech...... not impressed."

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Jorge: "Well congratulations Emily on your engagement, you have a happy 60 years ahead of you."
Cristobal: "60 years? Ha. You'll be lucky if you live that long."