So Cristobal's hiring frenzy continues. I will name him "Topper".
Topper lived in NYC for a short period of time. Like 2 years.
He's been in this office for four hours.
And I've lost count of the number of times he's said:
"Well, the _________ in New York City is so much better."
(blocks, food, cars, elevators, offices, paper, oxygen, ENTER EVERY WORD IN THE DICTIONARY)
I'd like to make an important note that Topper isn't even from New York. He's from Texas. So he can just cool it with the Everything-Is-Better-In-New-York-City-Schtick. You aren't fooling anyone here pal!
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