He stopped, looked at Marni's necklace (which happened to be new), started to say something... but instead he turned and looked at Emily.
Cristobal: "We haven't seen that necklace before!"
Emily: "Yes you have, I wear it at least once a week."
Marni: "But we haven't seen THIS necklace, it's new."
Cristobal: "Oh, I was going to say something about it, but you get complimented all the time."
Marni confused: "What??"
Cristobal: "You have a husband that says nice things to you all the time."
Emily clearly seeing where this is going.
Cristobal: "But Emily... I'm just trying to help her."
Emily: "You are making it worse."
Cristobal walked off mumbling something about Emily being an old spinster.

hehehe - well, that's about a problem of the past, now isn't it emily? :) countdown - 39 days!
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